Category Archives: Goddessa Smites You

It’s About Breasts

I am a fool. You bet. I thought I could just waltz into a department store, boobs in hand (so to speak) and pick up a nice new nursing bra. Why? Why would you go to a department store? You … Continue reading

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Guest bloggity!

(Live from the ToPo, it’s Saint Aardvark taking dictation! ToPo is busy eating while watching ANTM. I feel like an Apple fanboy at a Jobs speech.) ToPo: I hate quitters. That means I hate you. And Tyra. (Hers is a … Continue reading

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Well, Now, It’s the First Snow!

How do you top the Love Penguin? It’s snowing in the Mizzle. Big, fat, dusty flakes of snow are swirling in the lights over the highway. Allegedly, we are bracing for a big snowfall. I am so confuddled about what … Continue reading

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These Dreams

OK First I must tell you about the dream I had last week because I thought I would remember it forever but just yesterday I realized it was fading. In 20 years, the archivists need to be able to find … Continue reading

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Oh? Are my Eyes Bleeding?

Goddessa smites Wordperfect. Goddessa smites those who force her to use Wordperfect. Goddessa smites those who insist on everyone using Wordperfect when hardly anyone knows how or wants to learn, particularly because they frequently interact with people who use Microsoft … Continue reading

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