Category Archives: clothes

Insert Your Favourite Closet Joke Here

Posted on 10/7/2008 by cheesefairy

Monkeypants wrote a post about her Fall Closet Purge and it inspired me. After Trombone was born, I dragged out all my pre-pregnancy clothes and found them to be lacking in the areas of FIT and COVERAGE so I bought … Continue reading →

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My Midlife Crisis Handbag

Posted on 10/2/2008 by cheesefairy

Let me tell you about my new purse. It is glossy red like a 45-year-old’s convertible. Exactly as shiny and red as cherry pie filling. Like raspberry lip gloss with a handle. I was out looking for shoes, as is … Continue reading →

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I Finally Found Someone

Posted on 9/24/2008 by cheesefairy

If you are a size 14 or smaller, looking for clothing that is not off-the-charts expensive, incredibly ugly or made of recycled margarine tubs that will melt in your washing machine and if you are, like me, of an older … Continue reading →

Posted in clothes, trombone | 3 Comments

More Clothes & Junk

Posted on 9/23/2008 by cheesefairy

Did I ever tell you guys that I love the word “junk” as a euphemism for genitals? No? True. Co-worker A used to use it all the time and then a couple of weeks ago Saint Aardvark was telling me … Continue reading →

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You Know the Jeans are The Wrong Cut When

Posted on 9/19/2008 by cheesefairy

I remember a time before low-rise jeans. It was high school, I think. Pants came up to my waist, my real waist, and I wore a belt to keep them there because my waist was a smaller circumference than my … Continue reading →

Posted in clothes, Fresco, funny, more about me! | 6 Comments