Oh? Are my Eyes Bleeding?

Goddessa smites Wordperfect. Goddessa smites those who force her to use Wordperfect. Goddessa smites those who insist on everyone using Wordperfect when hardly anyone knows how or wants to learn, particularly because they frequently interact with people who use Microsoft Word and all the files have to be converted anyway.

Goddessa smites those who further insist on everyone using the same template for a project when the template was created by someone who a) doesn’t know how to use Wordperfect and b) probably doesn’t want to use Wordperfect just as much as Goddessa doesn’t for such a task and is thus punishing everyone who comes after him/her by creating the stupidest fucking template in existence.

Goddessa wants to punch her computer monitor! But instead, a deep breath, some radio paradise and a damn good smiting will have to suffice.

All of you to whom the first two paragraphs apply: you done been smote!