Category Archives: television

Some Days I Am Painfully Aware that Motherhood Couldn’t Hope To Change Me As Much As I Feared It Might

I have been alone this week, well, since Tuesday noon. Saint Aardvark flew to cold, cold Ontario for a few days and I have been here, eating like a drunk bachelor but keeping the hours of a 82 year old … Continue reading

Posted in food, television, the parenthood | 7 Comments

Guest bloggity!

(Live from the ToPo, it’s Saint Aardvark taking dictation! ToPo is busy eating while watching ANTM. I feel like an Apple fanboy at a Jobs speech.) ToPo: I hate quitters. That means I hate you. And Tyra. (Hers is a … Continue reading

Posted in bloggity!, chips, Goddessa Smites You, home, idiots, language, media, more about me!, people, television, wait | 4 Comments

Midi Friday: Boy, Do Chicks Ever Smell Bad

Yesterday, after a lazy, sunny lunch, Co-worker A said, “Is it time for midi Friday?” And I said, “Hell yes!” Midi Fridays started last year. I’d be at work, times would be a little slow around the office and I … Continue reading

Posted in idiots, music, sex, television | 7 Comments

Has Anyone Seen my Lost Shaker of Salt?

I looked at the calendar just now and realized I’m not on maternity leave anymore. 52 calendar weeks have passed since I began my official maternity leave and I am now on vacation time. This explains why I woke up … Continue reading

Posted in television, trombone | 3 Comments

I’ll Eat ‘Em if You Don’t Want ‘Em

So here I am, sipping on some wine, flipping the channels. I hit 41, which is SLICE (used to be The Life Network) Women’s TV. * A very friendly looking woman I would guess is in her ’20s is trying … Continue reading

Posted in food, television | 3 Comments