Category Archives: sex

The Working Man’s Omelette

Posted on 8/5/2007 by cheesefairy

Last night I came up with the best phrase: Working man’s omelette. I laughed as though to die. But what does it mean? It’s vaguely dirty, right? A euphemism for some pedestrian sex act? Oh, all he got was the … Continue reading →

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Midi Friday: Boy, Do Chicks Ever Smell Bad

Posted on 7/14/2007 by cheesefairy

Yesterday, after a lazy, sunny lunch, Co-worker A said, “Is it time for midi Friday?” And I said, “Hell yes!” Midi Fridays started last year. I’d be at work, times would be a little slow around the office and I … Continue reading →

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Canada’s Next Top Pole Dancer!

Posted on 3/24/2007 by cheesefairy

OMIGOD everybody! the Miss Poledance Canada competition is going to be in Vancouver on March 29th! No, no, no, zip your pants back up, it’s not an exotic showcase. It’s FITNESS. FITNESS, y’all. It’s a way for women to get … Continue reading →

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