Author Archives: cheesefairy

The Ballad of Crazy and The Fridge

Posted on 11/8/2007 by cheesefairy

Well, there are certain things that every administrative assistant learns to hate real quick. New employees and their paperwork. Ordering food for meetings. And the office fridge and its terrible, terrible smell. I returned to work 4 months ago to … Continue reading →

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Guest bloggity!

Posted on 11/7/2007 by cheesefairy

(Live from the ToPo, it’s Saint Aardvark taking dictation! ToPo is busy eating while watching ANTM. I feel like an Apple fanboy at a Jobs speech.) ToPo: I hate quitters. That means I hate you. And Tyra. (Hers is a … Continue reading →

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Change Your Face

Posted on 11/7/2007 by cheesefairy

One of my beloved co-workers is a Peruvian. She has given me great joy with her idioms and dialectic cursing and she doesn’t mind when I appropriate and modify her language. For example, she uses carajo! for very special idiots, … Continue reading →

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My Happy Brain Thinks Happy Thoughts

Posted on 11/6/2007 by cheesefairy

When I was in high school, a girl died. She was in the grade below me and she was coming home from a party, being dropped off at her house late at night. She got out of the car and … Continue reading →

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“Nobody’s Perfect” Monday

Posted on 11/5/2007 by cheesefairy

I have just finished a very large bowl of pasta with butter and cheese. There are maybe 15 minutes remaining until I pass out. Fair warning; if this goes up with an incomplete thought, it’s because I’m face down on … Continue reading →

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