Category Archives: public transit

Two

Posted on 10/11/2008 by cheesefairy

She was sitting in a small umbrella stroller, sucking her thumb. The woman she was with pulled a compact from her purse and started patting at her eyes with makeup. Then they saw me and Fresco sitting across from them. … Continue reading →

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Critical Mass

Posted on 3/10/2008 by cheesefairy

Back in the day I read the horoscopes of Tim Stephens with a fine-toothed comb every week. “He is the BEST,” I swore up and down. “He KNOWS THINGS.” But for the past 6 months, every time I think to … Continue reading →

Posted in babby, public transit, whiny | 1 Comment

It Continues

Posted on 2/15/2008 by cheesefairy

Me: So the meeting time we’ve settled on is 8 am pacific time Her: Uh – what’s that in OUR time? Me: …. Her: …. Me: That would be 11 am your time. Her: Oh, OK. Out of 7 people, … Continue reading →

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Navel: Meet Gaze!

Posted on 1/11/2008 by cheesefairy

On the bus home, sitting between two people with small bottoms, I recalled my angry message from this morning. You know, the one about the man with the big ass. I thought as I dozed and jostled home, it’s not … Continue reading →

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Messages Otherwise Undeliverable

Posted on 1/11/2008 by cheesefairy

To the people in line in front of me at Trees on Granville: You are such good people to buy your friend who is having a baby next week a cheesecake. I even forgive you for not knowing what to … Continue reading →

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