Monthly Archives: January 2008

And It’s Not Even Noon!

Posted on 1/19/2008 by cheesefairy

And here are the things I have learned today: 1. We live in a snow belt! Everywhere else in the lower mainland, I am led to believe, has reasonable amounts of slush. But in our corner of the Mizzle, we … Continue reading →

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I Should Get Royalties from the Dairy Lobby

Posted on 1/17/2008 by cheesefairy

One time, someone asked me for my mac & cheese recipe. Tonight worked out particularly well, so here’s tonight’s recipe: Start With Sauce: 1/4 cup butter 1/4 cup flour 2 cups milk 1. melt butter in saucepan, then add flour. … Continue reading →

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Quick, Gouge my Eyes Out.

Posted on 1/14/2008 by cheesefairy

I hate the Vancouver Sun. I hate its politics, I hate its simplification of things complex, I hate its letters section, which sometimes includes a photograph of the letter-writer, I hate its cover photos and headlines. OK, you got me: … Continue reading →

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Navel: Meet Gaze!

Posted on 1/11/2008 by cheesefairy

On the bus home, sitting between two people with small bottoms, I recalled my angry message from this morning. You know, the one about the man with the big ass. I thought as I dozed and jostled home, it’s not … Continue reading →

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As Liz Lemon Would Say: Blargh!

Posted on 1/11/2008 by cheesefairy

I just looked closely at the illicit, non-plastics-related contents of my keyboard. There’s a whole little world in there! In fact, I think I saw Frodo and Sam having the gay hobbit sex. When they saw me peeking, they pulled … Continue reading →

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