As Liz Lemon Would Say: Blargh!

I just looked closely at the illicit, non-plastics-related contents of my keyboard. There’s a whole little world in there! In fact, I think I saw Frodo and Sam having the gay hobbit sex. When they saw me peeking, they pulled a giant, ancient muffin crumb over their heads as a boulder.

I have to stop typing now and go chop off / otherwise disinfect my fingers.