Category Archives: cheese

In Which Our Souls Are Definitely Captured

I consider myself photogenic in a fairly specific way. If I am captured on film doing something I enjoy, while I am actively enjoying it and am in no way aware that the camera is on me? I am pretty … Continue reading

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I Should Get Royalties from the Dairy Lobby

One time, someone asked me for my mac & cheese recipe. Tonight worked out particularly well, so here’s tonight’s recipe: Start With Sauce: 1/4 cup butter 1/4 cup flour 2 cups milk 1. melt butter in saucepan, then add flour. … Continue reading

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Walk Me Through This, Armstrong

Yesterday, while I waited for my pasta to cook, I removed the necessary ingredients from the fridge: butter milk hot sauce cheese and suddenly noticed what I had not noticed before: a list of ingredients on the cheese wrapper. Milk, … Continue reading

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Bet He Throws a Great Dinner Party

Suddenly realizing I had taken the internet equivalent of a turn down a dark, smelly alley, I backspaced hurriedly & left Dr. Jay Gordon preaching to his followers about how [He] believe[s] that eating cheese is worse than eating candy…[and] … Continue reading

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Sweet Baby – Week 19

How long am I going to do these weekly updates? As long as there are cute pictures to share. So, you know, till he’s 12. I got reeel, reeeel ugly at 12 and I hear the ugly, she is passed … Continue reading

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