Category Archives: funny

Verbatim

Posted on 11/27/2007 by cheesefairy

Ultrasound technician, digging madly at my midsection: Darn baby! Won’t turn around for me. Come…on…TURN! (pokes hard) Come on! Me: It’s sleeping… UT: Well, I got a really good profile shot. But I need a head on shot too. I … Continue reading →

Posted in babby, funny | 8 Comments

This Goes Out to All The Punsters in the House

Posted on 11/24/2007 by cheesefairy

Dear Michael, I thought of this joke the other day. Then I forgot it, in part because it is terrible. Today I remembered it and so I feel obliged to dedicate it to you. Q: What was David Bowie’s job … Continue reading →

Posted in funny, music, not funny | 2 Comments

When Married Bliss Attacks

Posted on 11/23/2007 by cheesefairy

10 minutes ago. Saint Aardvark is looking in the fridge for lunch items. I am on the couch, drinking coffee. SA: Can I take this potato salad? Me: Yep SA: Cool. You can have the left over bean whatnot. Me: … Continue reading →

Posted in funny, home | 3 Comments

Perspective

Posted on 11/13/2007 by cheesefairy

I am sleeping lightly on the bus home, opening my eyes periodically to check where we are. A young woman with heavy eyebrows and a long ponytail sits across from me. She is accompanied by a young man with massive … Continue reading →

Posted in funny, public transit | 2 Comments

Things that Made My Day Happier

Posted on 10/31/2007 by cheesefairy

Boss: We should do something for [crazy, leaving! employee] Co-worker: WE is too many people. YOU do something. Stoned kid on bus: Woah, what’s YOUR costume? Guy in normal clothes: I got bit by a wolf spider. Wanna see? Stoned … Continue reading →

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