Things that Made My Day Happier

Boss: We should do something for [crazy, leaving! employee]
Co-worker: WE is too many people. YOU do something.

Stoned kid on bus: Woah, what’s YOUR costume?
Guy in normal clothes: I got bit by a wolf spider. Wanna see?
Stoned kid: You’re supposed to SHOOT those. It’s the law.

Me, after mis-interpreting “HP” as Hewlett Packard instead of Harry Potter: I’m going to write printer distributer fanfic every day for the month of November.
SA: Errrr-otic printer distributer fanfic. With furries. It’s not fanfic without furries.

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