This Goes Out to All The Punsters in the House

Dear Michael,

I thought of this joke the other day. Then I forgot it, in part because it is terrible. Today I remembered it and so I feel obliged to dedicate it to you.

Q: What was David Bowie’s job title when he worked for the government?
A: Space Auditor!

You’re welcome!
– c’fairy

PS: This is an actual position with the government. It’s someone’s job to measure cubicles in government offices and ensure the offices conform to the specifications set by Public Works and Government Services Canada. Yep.