Category Archives: idiots

Two Things

1. Thanks, all, for your understanding and supportive comments. 2. Sorry about the grade-12-free-verse-poetry style towards the end of that last entry. I copied & pasted out of a word processor and there was formatting I was unaware of. If … Continue reading

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Quick, Gouge my Eyes Out.

I hate the Vancouver Sun. I hate its politics, I hate its simplification of things complex, I hate its letters section, which sometimes includes a photograph of the letter-writer, I hate its cover photos and headlines. OK, you got me: … Continue reading

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Messages Otherwise Undeliverable

To the people in line in front of me at Trees on Granville: You are such good people to buy your friend who is having a baby next week a cheesecake. I even forgive you for not knowing what to … Continue reading

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The 13th Circle of Hell

In the wasteland of television programming that is a weekday afternoon, this afternoon I came across the country music video station. I stopped at this channel because the woman with the big white hat, Terri Clark – the reason I … Continue reading

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Tragedy Strikes Sharp Like a Cobra’s Venom’d Teeth

I had a stupid day with a lot of poop in it, the work kind as well as the baby kind, which Trombone adorably refers to as “poot!” and I was debriefing with the television. Stopped on a show called … Continue reading

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