Author Archives: cheesefairy

Quick, Gouge my Eyes Out.

Posted on 1/14/2008 by cheesefairy

I hate the Vancouver Sun. I hate its politics, I hate its simplification of things complex, I hate its letters section, which sometimes includes a photograph of the letter-writer, I hate its cover photos and headlines. OK, you got me: … Continue reading →

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Navel: Meet Gaze!

Posted on 1/11/2008 by cheesefairy

On the bus home, sitting between two people with small bottoms, I recalled my angry message from this morning. You know, the one about the man with the big ass. I thought as I dozed and jostled home, it’s not … Continue reading →

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As Liz Lemon Would Say: Blargh!

Posted on 1/11/2008 by cheesefairy

I just looked closely at the illicit, non-plastics-related contents of my keyboard. There’s a whole little world in there! In fact, I think I saw Frodo and Sam having the gay hobbit sex. When they saw me peeking, they pulled … Continue reading →

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Messages Otherwise Undeliverable

Posted on 1/11/2008 by cheesefairy

To the people in line in front of me at Trees on Granville: You are such good people to buy your friend who is having a baby next week a cheesecake. I even forgive you for not knowing what to … Continue reading →

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My Music Player, Continued

Posted on 1/9/2008 by cheesefairy

The thing about listening to music on headphones, in the middle of a crowd, is that you turn it up higher and you actually listen. I am not announcing this as though I just discovered it. I remembered the fact … Continue reading →

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