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Oh Naptime, We Hardly Knew Ye

Once upon a time, there was me. I liked to read novels and stories and poems. I dreamed of writing my own book someday. I dreamed big (Canadian style): of winning a literary award and getting thousands of dollars to … Continue reading

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Maybe You Had to Be There

I was a choir kid. Not show choir. Not Glee (really not Glee) – but boring, standing on risers choir. Sopranos and altos choir. I was a soprano until I was an alto. Who says girls’ voices don’t change. I … Continue reading

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7 Things About Lawyers that The Occult Can’t Explain

Title courtesy of the truly awesome linkbait title generator, which, though tongue in cheek and hilarious and not meant to be really used but will be used and is already overused and everyone will hate it in a week, is … Continue reading

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Annual Review: Year Four

I never knew how badly I wanted you until I saw that first positive pregnancy test, that first faint line. I went off to a meeting that day, an all-staff meeting. I was bored, but smiling. I had a secret. … Continue reading

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Who Invented the Shower: A Question I Ask (Almost) Every Day But Am Too Lazy To Google

Today in the bathroom at the berry farm, while I was holding the stall door closed with my foot for Trombone and feeling very highschool because of it, another mom with a babe in arms said something about regretting wearing … Continue reading

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