Author Archives: cheesefairy

Business and Pleasure: Together Again!

Posted on 11/25/2007 by cheesefairy

Please consider these lyrics by the inimitable Kellie Pickler (and does anyone else love the word inimitable as much as I do? I just LOVE it. Fun to say, fun to type.) Kellie Pickler, Things That Never Cross A Man’s … Continue reading →

Posted in bloggity!, music | 4 Comments

Imagine How Long-Winded I’d Be if Something Were To Actually Happen

Posted on 11/24/2007 by cheesefairy

Yesterday my bag, my purse, I guess, if you want to call it that, but it was made of canvas and sort of a dingy grey, it was involved in an accident at work and I had to throw it … Continue reading →

Posted in clothes | 4 Comments

This Goes Out to All The Punsters in the House

Posted on 11/24/2007 by cheesefairy

Dear Michael, I thought of this joke the other day. Then I forgot it, in part because it is terrible. Today I remembered it and so I feel obliged to dedicate it to you. Q: What was David Bowie’s job … Continue reading →

Posted in funny, music, not funny | 2 Comments

IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US!

Posted on 11/23/2007 by cheesefairy

I followed the link to this news story because the headline was about sea ducks. San Fran oil spill hurts Canadian sea duck population, it read. But when I read the first paragraph, as follows: An oil spill in San … Continue reading →

Posted in ducks, media | 3 Comments

When Married Bliss Attacks

Posted on 11/23/2007 by cheesefairy

10 minutes ago. Saint Aardvark is looking in the fridge for lunch items. I am on the couch, drinking coffee. SA: Can I take this potato salad? Me: Yep SA: Cool. You can have the left over bean whatnot. Me: … Continue reading →

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