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And You Should See the Bugs on the Car’s Front Grill

Today we went to Queen’s Park, as you do when you have small children and it is eleventy million degrees hot outside. The trees make it cool and then of course there is the water park. Nutritious AND refreshing to … Continue reading

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Controversunday: That New York Times Article

I have a love/hate thing with parenting articles. On the one hand, I think they’re often more divisive than informative. They imply that someone is doing it RIGHT and the other guys are doing it WRONG. On the other hand, … Continue reading

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Five Ways an Overtired 2 year old is The Bad Drunk From That One Party

1. Runs around the room crashing into furniture. 2. Stops periodically to crawl on your lap and cover your face with loud, exaggerated kisses. 3. Every few minutes, flops down on the floor and says, “I love you, Seamus!” to … Continue reading

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Annual Review: Year Four

I never knew how badly I wanted you until I saw that first positive pregnancy test, that first faint line. I went off to a meeting that day, an all-staff meeting. I was bored, but smiling. I had a secret. … Continue reading

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Who Invented the Shower: A Question I Ask (Almost) Every Day But Am Too Lazy To Google

Today in the bathroom at the berry farm, while I was holding the stall door closed with my foot for Trombone and feeling very highschool because of it, another mom with a babe in arms said something about regretting wearing … Continue reading

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