Monthly Archives: January 2008

Messages Otherwise Undeliverable

To the people in line in front of me at Trees on Granville: You are such good people to buy your friend who is having a baby next week a cheesecake. I even forgive you for not knowing what to … Continue reading

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My Music Player, Continued

The thing about listening to music on headphones, in the middle of a crowd, is that you turn it up higher and you actually listen. I am not announcing this as though I just discovered it. I remembered the fact … Continue reading

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Must Start Carrying Camera EVERYWHERE

I went to Value Village today in search of muumuus with which to wrap my considerable girth. The last time I went to Value Village I discovered they actually had a maternity section, albeit a small one filled with size … Continue reading

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The 13th Circle of Hell

In the wasteland of television programming that is a weekday afternoon, this afternoon I came across the country music video station. I stopped at this channel because the woman with the big white hat, Terri Clark – the reason I … Continue reading

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Now With Extra Cheese Sauce

I’m all turned around from the busy December and the holidays which have been remarkably holiday-like in that no one got very sick and we all had time off. Saint Aardvark has been off work for almost 10 days (including … Continue reading

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