Category Archives: funny

Bless His Heart

Elevator. Co-worker: Hey Me: Hey Co-worker: I gotta say, you really got your figure back. I can’t even tell you had a baby! Me: Thanks. Me: So, can you tell I’m going to have another one? Co-worker (glances at my … Continue reading

Posted in funny, the elevator | 1 Comment

Because We “All” Gonna Die “Sometime”

Busy week with highlights (out for dinner & to hear William Gibson!) and lowlights (car got hit in parking lot while we were out for dinner & hearing William Gibson!) but here, to bump Stephen Joseph Harper down from the … Continue reading

Posted in funny | 2 Comments

From the Desk of: Stephen Joseph Harper

Posted in funny | 4 Comments

A Stream Of Consciousness Fishing Pole Caught this Awesome Salmon!

I was peeing just now and I thought I should post something and in my head it was all listy and clever 10 things I learned about myself this week or a collection of blue items I own but now … Continue reading

Posted in funny, idiots, more about me!, outside | 5 Comments

The World. Be Careful in it.

I saw two amusing t-shirts yesterday on the transit. One said: HATEBREED. DESTRUCTION TOUR. then it listed all the cities in the UK that had been destructed by HATEBREED. (hint: don’t go to Dublin. It’s been destructed by HATEBREED.) As … Continue reading

Posted in funny, public transit | 5 Comments