Bless His Heart

Elevator.

Co-worker: Hey
Me: Hey
Co-worker: I gotta say, you really got your figure back. I can’t even tell you had a baby!
Me: Thanks.
Me: So, can you tell I’m going to have another one?
Co-worker (glances at my belly, apparently for the first time in a long while) Really?
Me: Mm hmm.
Co-worker: Wow.

And the elevator goes “ding!”