Category Archives: the elevator

Bless His Heart

Posted on 10/17/2007 by cheesefairy

Elevator. Co-worker: Hey Me: Hey Co-worker: I gotta say, you really got your figure back. I can’t even tell you had a baby! Me: Thanks. Me: So, can you tell I’m going to have another one? Co-worker (glances at my … Continue reading →

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Midi Friday: For Those About to Rock

Posted on 7/29/2007 by cheesefairy

I don’t know about (most of) you but I like a big, bad beat to start my day. So when I found The Metal Midi Files I was very happy. I listened to “Thunderstruck,” but quickly realized that without the … Continue reading →

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New Category: The Elevator

Posted on 3/3/2006 by cheesefairy

Me: Hey Maintainance Guy: Hey Me: (buttoning coat over burgeoning belly) How’s it going? MG: Good. You? Me: Good. MG: You’ve gained weight… Me: (preparing for zillionth chat about pregnancy in day) MG: …in your face! Me: (gesturing to belly) … Continue reading →

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A Very Short Play

Posted on 2/20/2006 by cheesefairy

Four co-workers in an elevator. Co-worker B to me: Wow – you still haven’t received your new phone that you ordered 2 weeks ago? Me: Mmm, long story, blah blah, but it should come any day. I live in hope. … Continue reading →

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