Category Archives: idiots

The Working Man’s Omelette

Posted on 8/5/2007 by cheesefairy

Last night I came up with the best phrase: Working man’s omelette. I laughed as though to die. But what does it mean? It’s vaguely dirty, right? A euphemism for some pedestrian sex act? Oh, all he got was the … Continue reading →

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Midi Friday: Boy, Do Chicks Ever Smell Bad

Posted on 7/14/2007 by cheesefairy

Yesterday, after a lazy, sunny lunch, Co-worker A said, “Is it time for midi Friday?” And I said, “Hell yes!” Midi Fridays started last year. I’d be at work, times would be a little slow around the office and I … Continue reading →

Posted in idiots, music, sex, television | 7 Comments

I’m Not Dead. Just Resting.

Posted on 6/21/2007 by cheesefairy

As happens more and more lately I am between blog topics. It’s so boring. Also, the other day I poisoned myself with something from our fridge. It might’ve been the hot pepper. I don’t know. I woke up at 2:30 … Continue reading →

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You Goes for a Walk, You Takes your Chances

Posted on 4/19/2007 by cheesefairy

Dear Vancouver Sun Newspaper, I keep a short list in my head of images I don’t want to see on the cover of a newspaper. This short list includes: – a photo of a man pointing a gun at me. … Continue reading →

Posted in idiots, media, outside, trombone | 11 Comments

Three Thoughts from the Road

Posted on 3/29/2007 by cheesefairy

– Y’know, sir, your bumper sticker “I’m only speeding because I have to poop!” would be a lot funnier if you weren’t driving 30 kph. No, no, it’s not a school zone or anything. It’s just a regular road, in … Continue reading →

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