Author Archives: cheesefairy

It’s About Breasts

I am a fool. You bet. I thought I could just waltz into a department store, boobs in hand (so to speak) and pick up a nice new nursing bra. Why? Why would you go to a department store? You … Continue reading

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I Kissed FedEx / And She Liked It

I was crankpotting around the house this morning, both because it’s all wet and dark since the great heat wave broke the other day and because it’s only August which means I Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet W/R/T two small children … Continue reading

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Technical Jackassery and the Creative Process

This is how I like to write a blog post: Have idea. Type frantically to capture idea. Add hyperlinks, if relevant. Re-read. Re-write. Re-read. Re-write. Delete. Add. Delete. Post. I hope that didn’t ruin the magic for anyone. Some of … Continue reading

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Aye She’s A Curmudgeonly One

I only cared about the Olympics once. It was the summer of 1988 and I was watching for a high diver named Dave Flewelling. I am unsure of the spelling. He had been part of an ensemble called The Great … Continue reading

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Holy Hell My Brain is Melting

I wrote this yesterday, Sunday, but couldn’t post till now. Today is much cooler. I fully admit I am a wuss when it comes to humidity. I was born and raised in (what is now called) Metro Vancouver, in the … Continue reading

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