Author Archives: cheesefairy

Notes from Mother’s Journal: Burn Those Shoes

Along with dolls that whine at you and Kraft Dinner Flavoured Crackers, today’s thing I don’t understand: squeaky shoes for children. Not shoes that squeak; I used to have a co-worker whose shoes were creaky, like an old door, which … Continue reading

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Cars

Have you ever seen someone singing along to the radio in their car? It is the most hilarious, wonderful thing, I think. I love to see people enjoying their lives. As long as the window is rolled up and I … Continue reading

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The Puzzle

Yesterday I bought a new puzzle. At WalMart. I know, I should buy the fair trade, organic, shade grown puzzles but I was at the mall with Fresco and I was looking for rubber boots for Trombone (surprisingly difficult to … Continue reading

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ControverSunday – Devil Spawn Edition

This week, which is almost half over, the controversunday topic is When Bad Kids Happen to Good Parents. You can write about it too, iffin you want. Go, read Kathleen’s post and leave your link in the comments. There’s a … Continue reading

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Boobs

I’ve been thinking about boobs a lot lately. Every time I look at the World, I see more news about boobs. Big boobs. Little boobs. Concealed boobs. Displayed boobs. Breastfeeding boobs and breastcancered boobs. Boob jobs. There was a guy … Continue reading

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