Author Archives: cheesefairy

A Little Love Song to the Twizzler.

Posted on 5/24/2006 by cheesefairy

Oh my god. How can I love candy so much? I have just eaten my daily allowance of Sour Soothers (so determined by the nutritional information on the tub, which states that 10 Sour Soothers contains 140 calories and 12% … Continue reading →

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Two Words

Posted on 5/20/2006 by cheesefairy

Long weekend. Dairy Queen. Pecan Mudslide! 35 weeks.

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The Morrissey/Buble Connection

Posted on 5/19/2006 by cheesefairy

Ordinarily I wouldn’t interrupt your busy lives to tell you about my dreams. But I want this on the public record so that if, in a few years, it should come true, I get money or at least props. It … Continue reading →

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Oh? Are my Eyes Bleeding?

Posted on 5/16/2006 by cheesefairy

Goddessa smites Wordperfect. Goddessa smites those who force her to use Wordperfect. Goddessa smites those who insist on everyone using Wordperfect when hardly anyone knows how or wants to learn, particularly because they frequently interact with people who use Microsoft … Continue reading →

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Assorted Notes

Posted on 5/12/2006 by cheesefairy

At the Skytrain station today a nice man handed me an oat bar. I think there should be free snacks at all the Skytrain stations. All the time. Get rid of the viral paperhawkers and replace them with viral snackhawkers. … Continue reading →

Posted in babby, cheese, food, idiots, outside | 6 Comments