Author Archives: cheesefairy

Things that Made My Day Happier

Posted on 10/31/2007 by cheesefairy

Boss: We should do something for [crazy, leaving! employee] Co-worker: WE is too many people. YOU do something. Stoned kid on bus: Woah, what’s YOUR costume? Guy in normal clothes: I got bit by a wolf spider. Wanna see? Stoned … Continue reading →

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DuckZilla

Posted on 10/30/2007 by cheesefairy
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The Guy in Front of Me In Line at Walmart Had a Cell Phone that Played “Sexyback” when it Rang. I Can’t Think of A Better Title Right Now.

Posted on 10/29/2007 by cheesefairy

I used (sweet, precious) nap time yesterday to go to the mall. Trombone needed boots and socks and I needed to find him something like a Halloween costume for Tuesday, when he will be attending a Halloween party at daycare. … Continue reading →

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Letter to an Enigma

Posted on 10/27/2007 by cheesefairy

Dear Translink, First, I want to thank you. About 2 weeks ago, I missed the bus from my son’s daycare (the bus was early and I was on time). Then I missed a different bus going in another direction (I … Continue reading →

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Smatter

Posted on 10/24/2007 by cheesefairy

No attention span and no ideas. Can’t keep eyes open. Feel like remains of accident = person v. truck. Bullet post! Three wishes! I want a hyberbaric chamber to sleep in. Every morning I wake up feeling more like road … Continue reading →

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