Tag Archives: sick (again)

Notes From Mother’s Journal: How to Defeat a Cold In Five Easy Steps

1. Take vitamins If the magic juice with four grillion micrograms of vitamin C is half price, buy it and drink it. It’s so magic, it says on the bottle not to drink more than a cup a day. Believe … Continue reading

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Greetings from The Other Side

You know I like lists. But I can’t bear to inflict on you the list of shit that has been going badly in the past X weeks so I will just say, I have not been handling it well. I … Continue reading

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Ma’am, I’m Sorry. It’s A Bad Case of Harley Crotch.

Yesterday it finally happened: I became a real parent. I have seen it mentioned many times that one is not truly a parent until one has been vomited upon and been to the emergency room. I have disregarded this cliche … Continue reading

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They’re Called Children Of the Corn For Good Reason

Where was I? Has it been a week? Trombone and Fresco came down with colds within a couple of days of each other and as usual, things grind to a halt when that happens. They’re functional and almost perfectly happy … Continue reading

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We Have Colds But Spirits Are High

Rocking Out? Check. from tortured potato on Vimeo.

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