Category Archives: trombone

That’s More Like It

In the car yesterday morning I heard the kind of cover song I can get behind: a reggae version of Michael Bolton’s “A Love So Beautiful.” Now, I am partial to this song since it’s the closest thing to an … Continue reading

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More Random Whatnottery

I have some public service announcements: I had a Sausage McMuffin on Sunday, the first one since I discovered the Tim Hortons bacon sandwiches. Holy, Moly and Frijoly, the Sausage McMuffin is a foul, evil food. Once you go Tim’s, … Continue reading

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I Have this Knot

In the very middle of my stomach, there is a knot. It is not food poisoning or cramps and I have not been exercising strenuously. I woke up this morning at 6:15. As I dropped my legs over the edge … Continue reading

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Questions! Suggestions! Birthday Glee!

This day last year was my last day of work. I had pizza for lunch and sweated copiously. My 40-foot belly, resplendant in its pink tank top, came around corners 15 minutes before the rest of me. People kept telling … Continue reading

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Who Needs Coffee More?

Phone rings. I see dentist’s number on call display. Me: Hello? Dentist’s office: Hi, Cheesefairy? Me: Hi! Cheesefairy – yes Dentist’s office: This is Dr. X’s, I mean, sorry, Y’s Office Me: That’s OK! Dentist’s office: 2 o clock? Me: … Continue reading

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