Who Needs Coffee More?

Phone rings. I see dentist’s number on call display.

Me: Hello?
Dentist’s office: Hi, Cheesefairy?
Me: Hi! Cheesefairy – yes
Dentist’s office: This is Dr. X’s, I mean, sorry, Y’s Office
Me: That’s OK!
Dentist’s office: 2 o clock?
Me: No problem!
Dentist’s office: (laughing) OK, see you tomorrow
Me: (laughing) Thanks, bye

I’m getting Trombone to answer the phone for reals from now on. He’s practised on the remote control long enough. I think he’s ready.