Category Archives: trombone

Your Belly Button

Posted on 8/23/2007 by cheesefairy

I wrote this back in June with the intention of editing it as a birthday post for Trombone, whose birthday, of course, was July 1st. And then I forgot all about it. But it’s all still true. So I’m posting … Continue reading →

Posted in trombone | 15 Comments

The Working Man’s Omelette

Posted on 8/5/2007 by cheesefairy

Last night I came up with the best phrase: Working man’s omelette. I laughed as though to die. But what does it mean? It’s vaguely dirty, right? A euphemism for some pedestrian sex act? Oh, all he got was the … Continue reading →

Posted in bloggity!, idiots, sex, trombone | 3 Comments

Midi Friday: For Those About to Rock

Posted on 7/29/2007 by cheesefairy

I don’t know about (most of) you but I like a big, bad beat to start my day. So when I found The Metal Midi Files I was very happy. I listened to “Thunderstruck,” but quickly realized that without the … Continue reading →

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Epiphany 2: Now with More Goat!

Posted on 7/22/2007 by cheesefairy

This morning Trombone was being a little crankpot. Saint Aardvark made a grand gesture and took him out for a walk in the rain and I stayed home to make bacon and egg sandwiches. After I shut the door after … Continue reading →

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The Kids are All Right

Posted on 7/4/2007 by cheesefairy

We had a pretty okay first day. Well, I had an awesome first day. Trombone’s wasn’t as good as mine. I averaged the two and come up with “okay.” It’s a super-boring narrative so here, in point form, are the … Continue reading →

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