Category Archives: babby

A Little Love Song to the Twizzler.

Posted on 5/24/2006 by cheesefairy

Oh my god. How can I love candy so much? I have just eaten my daily allowance of Sour Soothers (so determined by the nutritional information on the tub, which states that 10 Sour Soothers contains 140 calories and 12% … Continue reading →

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Two Words

Posted on 5/20/2006 by cheesefairy

Long weekend. Dairy Queen. Pecan Mudslide! 35 weeks.

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Assorted Notes

Posted on 5/12/2006 by cheesefairy

At the Skytrain station today a nice man handed me an oat bar. I think there should be free snacks at all the Skytrain stations. All the time. Get rid of the viral paperhawkers and replace them with viral snackhawkers. … Continue reading →

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Here’s What I Like to See in My 32nd Week of Pregnancy

Posted on 5/4/2006 by cheesefairy

Woman gives birth to 14 lb preemie! “I was always tall for my age,” said Brandy, who is 5-foot-9. “I just think she’s going to be a big girl.” Uh, GOING TO BE? I want more info! Is there gestational … Continue reading →

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Scary Things To Say To Co-workers After Blowing your Nose Noisily for the 17th Time Today for the 11th Straight Day

Posted on 5/3/2006 by cheesefairy

1. (examine tissue closely) I just know there’s a pony in there somewhere! 2. (wave tissue at co-worker) Don’t worry, I’m totally not contagious anymore! 4. (while co-worker continues to stare, wave tissue more emphatically) Boogeda boogeda boogeda!! I love … Continue reading →

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