Category Archives: Goddessa Smites You

It’s Dark in Here!

Got bored with th’cheeseblog’s look. That damn duck just staring and staring at me. Took a few minutes and thought about fooling around with CSS, my arch-enemy. Realized I could either do it myself and not accomplish the other 462 … Continue reading

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It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s – Lorne Mayencourt!

Goddessa Smites: All y’all on the rumbly motorcycles. You scare small children and make buildings quiver. Also, after walking through the west end last night and being subjected to the same overcompensating Harley Davidson cowboy at several different intersections, Goddessa … Continue reading

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Gross N’ Delicious: A Memoir

Yesterday I tasted the “Bacon n’ Egger” at A&W. Though I usually decry anything that has “N” in its title, the deliciousness was so overwhelming that I have been downstairs to eat more of them almost every hour on the … Continue reading

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Fabulous New Feature!

A couple of years ago I created an alter-ego for myself (I know you’re surprised by this) called Goddessa. She was notable mainly for her super-hairy armpits and the super-human powers contained within them. To honour this alter-ego, I created … Continue reading

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