Author Archives: cheesefairy

War, Schmar. I’ve Got Samsonite-Sized Eye Bags.

Posted on 11/17/2007 by cheesefairy

Today is November 17th. I am 18 weeks pregnant. This stubborn misalignment of the number stars bothers me a little but I shall endeavor to overcome. The last time I was pregnant I posted but one belly shot, I believe. … Continue reading →

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Every Sperm is Sacred. Etc.

Posted on 11/16/2007 by cheesefairy

Scientists have isolated valuable stem cells from plain ol’ menstrual blood! I read this today and was delighted to imagine myself selling my bodily fluids, never working another dull, officey day in my life (assuming I can stop getting pregnant … Continue reading →

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I’m Not Crazy. YOU’RE the One Who’s Crazy.

Posted on 11/16/2007 by cheesefairy

Is it crazy to be obsessed with having one’s email inbox display on only one screen? As soon as I have to scroll through my work inbox, I start to panic, so I spend what is starting to seem like … Continue reading →

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You Take the Good. You Take the Bad.

Posted on 11/15/2007 by cheesefairy

Bad: Up until yesterday I was trying to spend quality time on transit with “Neuromancer,” a book by William Gibson that I thought Saint Aardvark recommended to me when in fact he recommended “Virtual Light.” For good reason, as it … Continue reading →

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In Which My Knickers are Twisted

Posted on 11/14/2007 by cheesefairy

Did you guys know there is a Canada’s Yummiest Mummy contest? It’s audience-participation, mostly, but the entries are also judged by the Mummy Mafia. Holy shit. I know – it’s all about the advertising. Lots of people like free stuff. … Continue reading →

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