Author Archives: cheesefairy

Must Start Carrying Camera EVERYWHERE

I went to Value Village today in search of muumuus with which to wrap my considerable girth. The last time I went to Value Village I discovered they actually had a maternity section, albeit a small one filled with size … Continue reading

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The 13th Circle of Hell

In the wasteland of television programming that is a weekday afternoon, this afternoon I came across the country music video station. I stopped at this channel because the woman with the big white hat, Terri Clark – the reason I … Continue reading

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Now With Extra Cheese Sauce

I’m all turned around from the busy December and the holidays which have been remarkably holiday-like in that no one got very sick and we all had time off. Saint Aardvark has been off work for almost 10 days (including … Continue reading

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Oh Facebook. You Sadden Me.

From my Facebook “news feed” which tells me who among my friends is SOOOO EXCITED FOR NEW YEARS!!!!!! or “tired of the dumb asses” or “watching TV,” comes this poignant piece of news: Joe Blowe (not his real name) updated … Continue reading

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Hott Tipp

If you, like me, try to use our local transit authority’s website to figure out how to get from point A to point B and curse in frustration each time when it (the website) does not recognize either of your … Continue reading

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