Author Archives: cheesefairy

Sabotage!

Here are the interview questions that I wanted to ask the woman that was hired to replace me: What is 7 am Pacific time in Ontario time? (even if you use your fingers to count or count out loud, that’s … Continue reading

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Some Things Funny and Other Things Dull

Yesterday we went for a walk without mittens for young Master. Quite a few blocks passed with Trombone mentioning, offhand, “Mittens…mittens….mittens…Mamanonna…mittens,” implying that his grandmother never forgets the mittens when she takes him for a walk and really, I could … Continue reading

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Battles

You go for weeks without any pain at all, just minor irritation and then suddenly you wake up hurting. Everything breaks at once. My heart hurts because my friend is suffering loss. My head hurts, just on the right side, … Continue reading

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This Morning

Our son is moaning from his crib. He sounds like a zombie searching for brains, like a beached sea lion, like a hospital ward full of tummy aches. We are ignoring him because it is 5:45 am and the upcoming … Continue reading

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A Corner Has Been Turned And Everything is Going to Be Fine

Jim White has [finally!] made a new album. It’s called Transnormal Skiperoo. You can hear songs from it at his myspace page . Here’s his definition of Transnormal Skiperoo: ‘Transnormal Skiperoo is a name I invented to describe a strange … Continue reading

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