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Oh? Are my Eyes Bleeding?

Goddessa smites Wordperfect. Goddessa smites those who force her to use Wordperfect. Goddessa smites those who insist on everyone using Wordperfect when hardly anyone knows how or wants to learn, particularly because they frequently interact with people who use Microsoft … Continue reading

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Staintastic

Goddessa (who has been napping for a few months but was woken this week by a loud noise and is now prowling your neighbourhood like a post-hibernation bear) would just like to mention that it is extremely unfair to: a) … Continue reading

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This morning the Globe and Mail greeted me with a picture of George Bush from the eyes up, like Kilroy over a brick wall. Then I read the story that starts with: “President George W. Bush asserted yesterday that it … Continue reading

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Question!

Apparently there is some sort of situation taking place in our nation’s capital. The civil servants must have masking tape on their mouths or have their cheeks gummed with toffee because they are unable to pick up the phone and … Continue reading

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It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s – Lorne Mayencourt!

Goddessa Smites: All y’all on the rumbly motorcycles. You scare small children and make buildings quiver. Also, after walking through the west end last night and being subjected to the same overcompensating Harley Davidson cowboy at several different intersections, Goddessa … Continue reading

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