Goddessa (who has been napping for a few months but was woken this week by a loud noise and is now prowling your neighbourhood like a post-hibernation bear) would just like to mention that it is extremely unfair to:
a) charge $20 + for a t shirt just because it’s “maternity”
b) make said t shirt out of non-pre-shrunk cotton so after one wash it is no longer “maternity”
c) make said t-shirt out of material that stains if you so much as sneeze on it, thus rendering it stained, too small and thus unwearable.
WTF? Goddessa has never stained so many shirts in her life (except for the first few years, she’s guessing) and it’s NOT because she is suddenly a more clumsy or inattentive eater. She is PAYING ATTENTION to her food. Thrice she has incurred stains on her “maternity” clothing which stains, were that clothing non-maternity, would come out in the wash. She even has permanently stained a BLACK T SHIRT. Come on! Goddessa has black t shirts she has owned for 10 years, shirts she has worn to consume all manner of alcohol and food, shirts she has dyed her hair in, shirts she has BLEACHED her hair in, and these shirts are fine. They don’t fit over Goddessa’s enormous head anymore, so she can’t wear them, but they’re unstained.
Goddessa is extremely disgruntled.
Maternity clothing manufacturers of the world: You done been smote.
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