Tag Archives: two! children!

Are You Not Boys?

Posted on 6/2/2010 by cheesefairy

Trombone, I know you well. I see you for your entire waking day, every day. I see you seeing things. I watch the germ take root in your brain, I see you test it out under your breath, I see … Continue reading →

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Happy Time For Your Armpit

Posted on 5/27/2010 by cheesefairy

I had illustrious plans for today’s naptime. First I was going to cut my own hair, using twelve combs I got at the dollar store and the scissors I bought years ago. Why twelve combs? Would you buy ONE comb … Continue reading →

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There’s A Country Song in Here Somewhere

Posted on 5/18/2010 by cheesefairy

Not to be all Seinfeld about it but what is UP with people driving in the rain? We’ve had a stretch of sunny weather, feels like months, has probably been days, and today it’s raining and people are speeding! and … Continue reading →

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Turn That Emo Clown Frown Upside-Down!

Posted on 5/13/2010 by cheesefairy

Yesterday I had coffee with two of my favourite former co-workers, deep in the bowels of the building where I used to work. Mom watched the kids in her back yard and my purse and I took the bus to … Continue reading →

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Notes From Mother’s Journal: Detailed Wednesday Edition

Posted on 5/5/2010 by cheesefairy

5:05 AM: I wake up. I lately have this fear that I will not be able to get back to sleep if I am awake too long in the night, so when I wake up and have to pee, I … Continue reading →

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