Category Archives: outside

This Is Why I am Faithful to Rob Breszny’s Horoscopes

Posted on 5/25/2006 by cheesefairy

Because he knows things. Aquarius: Your power animal is the queen bee, which lays up to 2,000 eggs a day in the spring. Like her, you are stupendously fertile. In fact, you’re capable of so much creative expression that it … Continue reading →

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Two Words

Posted on 5/20/2006 by cheesefairy

Long weekend. Dairy Queen. Pecan Mudslide! 35 weeks.

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Assorted Notes

Posted on 5/12/2006 by cheesefairy

At the Skytrain station today a nice man handed me an oat bar. I think there should be free snacks at all the Skytrain stations. All the time. Get rid of the viral paperhawkers and replace them with viral snackhawkers. … Continue reading →

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Here’s What I Like to See in My 32nd Week of Pregnancy

Posted on 5/4/2006 by cheesefairy

Woman gives birth to 14 lb preemie! “I was always tall for my age,” said Brandy, who is 5-foot-9. “I just think she’s going to be a big girl.” Uh, GOING TO BE? I want more info! Is there gestational … Continue reading →

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Confrontational

Posted on 4/29/2006 by cheesefairy

There is a distant relation who emails me – albeit infrequently – terrible dirrrty jokes, warnings about the lead that might be in my lipstick, instructions for women on how to get to our cars safely, “pass this on and … Continue reading →

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