Aquarius: Your power animal is the queen bee, which lays up to 2,000 eggs a day in the spring. Like her, you are stupendously fertile. In fact, you’re capable of so much creative expression that it could take months for you to ripen all the new life that you’re now spawning. Just because you have this potential, however, doesn’t guarantee that you will use it well or completely. There’s a first important step you can take to help ensure that you do: Treat yourself with the same care and reverence and optimism you would a woman who’s nine months pregnant.
I will attempt to use the word “stupendous” more often. It is underused and underappreciated and I’m always looking to revive such words. My use of “fantastic” has, of late, become more sardonic than enthusiastic, making me sound too much like a road-weary Bill Vanderzalm.
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