In a Perfect World

We all – well, we who wanted to could put signs up in our places of work that say:

Information gladly given but safety requires avoiding unnecessary conversation.

This was posted next to the bus driver’s head on the bus to Horseshoe Bay this past weekend and it delighted me, not only because I frequently feel sorry for bus drivers, being trapped in their seats by the Crazy, but because HELL YES! this is office-appropriate.

I am making one for my last week at work, complete with glitter glue, cut-out foam animals and, of course, Tiny Rotating Knives. Also I have augmented so it reads “…YOUR safety requires avoiding unnecessary conversation.”