Category Archives: idiots

Little Mosque on the Prairie – Kill Me Now

Posted on 1/9/2007 by cheesefairy

A modern Muslim man is telling his mother, via cell phone in an airline check-in lineup, that he doesn’t care if his father thinks his new plan will “bomb” or that leaving the law practise is “suicide.” He is overheard … Continue reading →

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Out of Nothing At All

Posted on 11/12/2006 by cheesefairy

It was new wine and chestnuts day. That’s the yearly event where we taste my father’s new batch of wine and eat roasted chestnuts. This year, the wine is a little lighter in colour than previous years. The chestnuts were … Continue reading →

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Notes from the Road

Posted on 10/24/2006 by cheesefairy

The Couch says: Lady! Get Outside! Growth spurt, teething, who knows; what it means to me is I’m on the couch all day with a kid attached to my hooter. Hooty! So if you see my IP address visiting your … Continue reading →

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Could One of You Nice People Please Go to Medical School? Thanks!

Posted on 9/3/2006 by cheesefairy

Wednesday, August 16th phone rings, Dr. Dude’s office Receptionist: Dr Dude’s office? Me: Is Dr Dude still taking new patients? I saw on the College of Physicians and Surgeons website that he is… Receptionist: Er, yes? Me: Great! I would … Continue reading →

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Assorted Notes

Posted on 5/12/2006 by cheesefairy

At the Skytrain station today a nice man handed me an oat bar. I think there should be free snacks at all the Skytrain stations. All the time. Get rid of the viral paperhawkers and replace them with viral snackhawkers. … Continue reading →

Posted in babby, cheese, food, idiots, outside | 6 Comments