Category Archives: idiots

Entitlement Eats Your Candy Just Because it’s Yours

This week, my workplace was beside itself, tied in knots (just as uncomfortable as it sounds) trying to entertain a Fairly Big Wig who was visiting. Lucky us! He and his entourage were actually in my part of the office … Continue reading

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Letter to an Enigma

Dear Translink, First, I want to thank you. About 2 weeks ago, I missed the bus from my son’s daycare (the bus was early and I was on time). Then I missed a different bus going in another direction (I … Continue reading

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Conversations

First leg of journey: bus travel Dude at the bus stop: Can I ask you a question? Me: Sure Dude: Do you pay with coins for your busfare? Me: No, I have a bus pass. Dude: OK. Dude (unfolding piece … Continue reading

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So There, You Stupid Stupidhead

Just over a week ago, Saint Aardvark and I went to the CBC Studio One Book Club to hear William Gibson read from his new novel Spook Country. I drove the car to work that morning after dropping Trombone at … Continue reading

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A Stream Of Consciousness Fishing Pole Caught this Awesome Salmon!

I was peeing just now and I thought I should post something and in my head it was all listy and clever 10 things I learned about myself this week or a collection of blue items I own but now … Continue reading

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