Category Archives: television

Who Needs a Nanny-Cam?

Posted on 3/31/2008 by cheesefairy

If you want to know what your toddler has really been doing at daycare, I recommend the following: 1. Turn on “Treehouse” (Canadian all-kids programming, all the time, except for occasional “sponsored by Pull-Ups” bits) for the first time since … Continue reading →

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Big Boy Bed Injures Local Mother

Posted on 3/26/2008 by cheesefairy

We had been thinking for a while about moving Trombone from crib to bed. On the reluctant side, my brain argued: – he’s fine in his crib! – he doesn’t complain or climb out or anything! (I really thought he … Continue reading →

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Can’t Go Over It. Can’t Go Under It. Can’t Go Around It. Gotta Go Through It.

Posted on 3/19/2008 by cheesefairy

Welcome to tonight’s episode of “Who’s Crazier: Tyra or Trombone?” Hi there, Miss Tyra! Miss Tyra! why are you shrieking? Oh, the models are not fierce enough? You were hoping they would be fiercer? Well, maybe with a bit more … Continue reading →

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I am Waiting for a Cake To Bake or I Would Be In Bed By Now

Posted on 2/10/2008 by cheesefairy

In the time that I have been spending making chocolate cupcakes (successful!) and chocolate cake in a loaf pan (still cooking!) I have developed a theory explaining the problem with the Grammy awards (and awards shows in general.) You see, … Continue reading →

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Tragedy Strikes Sharp Like a Cobra’s Venom’d Teeth

Posted on 12/18/2007 by cheesefairy

I had a stupid day with a lot of poop in it, the work kind as well as the baby kind, which Trombone adorably refers to as “poot!” and I was debriefing with the television. Stopped on a show called … Continue reading →

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