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I am listening to radio paradise and I heard a song I liked (Suzanne is Perfect by David Hopkins) so I went & looked at the page with all the info about it and I saw something called “String Quartet … Continue reading →

Tonight I found blog ideas, which gives you ideas to, uh, blog about. Here goes. Alternate uses for crayons. sealing wax stick them up your nose at a wedding colouring on your fingernails after you’ve painted them with white-out you … Continue reading →

To begin: does anyone but me find the concept of- or perhaps just the phrase – “Fish Taco” really gross? Why is this? Next: Saint Aardvark is subjecting us to Independence Day for the 17th time. (The remote control is … Continue reading →

Hey fake-tan lady in the skintight white leather pants and pointy snakeskin boots! Your dog wouldn’t need to wear a goretex jacket lined with polar fleece if you had let it keep its fur. Also, if it was bigger than … Continue reading →

“It fits much better in the front when it’s on properly than it does when it’s back to front.” – Saint Aardvark about his t-shirt. Saint Aardvark’s Dad sent me this story about the Hairy Leg Festival in Whitehorse. Apparently, … Continue reading →