Hey fake-tan lady in the skintight white leather pants and pointy snakeskin boots! Your dog wouldn’t need to wear a goretex jacket lined with polar fleece if you had let it keep its fur.
Also, if it was bigger than an iPod you wouldn’t need to carry it everywhere. Just think – it could walk on a leash and you could smoke your extra-long cigarettes AND drink your Frappumochachingyziggyzig-ah all at the same time!
I really should just walk up a different street.
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