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Don’t Worry: It’s Only One of Two Posts about America’s Next Top Model

I realized today that I only have to watch tonight’s The Makeover episode of cycle 11 of America’s Next Top Model, which I am not so much watching as, well, scrubbing off in the shower, and then I don’t have … Continue reading

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Foreshadowing: It’s Not Just for Literature!

On Friday I was reclining on my couch during a rare “Nap Overlap.” I had approximately 15 minutes to get some much needed shut-eye; much needed because of all the usual reasons plus we were expecting house guests for the … Continue reading

Posted in everything, Fresco, trombone, whiny | 5 Comments

Time Life Presents: The Toddler Years

Pardon me. I am a little crankier than usual today. Trombone got up at 6 am and has been acting like a real twit ever since. Thankfully I was up before him, writing in my sanity journal. This might just … Continue reading

Posted in funny, movies, music, not funny, trombone, whiny | 8 Comments

Empty Notes

(this is meant to be further thoughts on the previous post. but then it got posted before an explanatory sentence and a couple of other bits were included) Yesterday Saint Aardvark put on some Josh Rouse, to get the annoying … Continue reading

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Like Marijuana Leads to Heroin

Jack Johnson relaxes me. Does this make me a) on a downhill run to becoming someone who pays money to see Celine Dion in concert (incidentally, she has covered a Heart song, note for note, for why?) b) overtaxed and … Continue reading

Posted in music, the parenthood | 4 Comments