Author Archives: cheesefairy

Greetings from The Other Side

Posted on 4/15/2010 by cheesefairy

You know I like lists. But I can’t bear to inflict on you the list of shit that has been going badly in the past X weeks so I will just say, I have not been handling it well. I … Continue reading →

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Against The Wind

Posted on 4/8/2010 by cheesefairy

This morning when Trombone was in school I took Fresco for a walk in the wind and sun so he would fall asleep and maybe dream he was in Newfoundland in July (I hear it’s windy there). Among the usual … Continue reading →

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Semi Fiction

Posted on 4/7/2010 by cheesefairy

Walking up the street I saw the license plate frame first. “Paramount Gentlemen’s Club,” it read. “Because looking at ladies in sparkly underpants and paying them to grind into your lap is ever so gentlemanly,” it didn’t read. I noted … Continue reading →

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Long Weekend to be Renamed “Endless Weekend”

Posted on 4/6/2010 by cheesefairy

First the good: – Nobody I know died. Except Jesus, and he came back. – I have the first line from my soon-to-be-written rap song. Ready? “I dive so deep I’m like baby beluga.” I had other lines too but … Continue reading →

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Four Years

Posted on 4/1/2010 by cheesefairy

Four years ago today we moved to New Westminster. Short version: We showed up at our new townhouse, 6 months pregnant, after having spent the previous three days at my parents’ house because our movers were fuckers so we had … Continue reading →

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