Author Archives: cheesefairy

OK That’s About Enough out of You, Rob Breszny

Posted on 5/31/2006 by cheesefairy

It’s new horoscope day again. Aquarius: In the course of most pregnancies, there is a moment when the fetus first moves in such a way that the mother-to-be can feel it. It’s often a kick or a punch. I predict … Continue reading →

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About An Omelette

Posted on 5/28/2006 by cheesefairy

In Office Space, best movie of all time, there is one particular scene that is dear to my heart. Our hero, Peter, is talking to his next door neighbour, Lawrence, about their respective work. Peter works for a soulless software … Continue reading →

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In a Perfect World

Posted on 5/26/2006 by cheesefairy

We all – well, we who wanted to could put signs up in our places of work that say: Information gladly given but safety requires avoiding unnecessary conversation. This was posted next to the bus driver’s head on the bus … Continue reading →

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This Is Why I am Faithful to Rob Breszny’s Horoscopes

Posted on 5/25/2006 by cheesefairy

Because he knows things. Aquarius: Your power animal is the queen bee, which lays up to 2,000 eggs a day in the spring. Like her, you are stupendously fertile. In fact, you’re capable of so much creative expression that it … Continue reading →

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A Little Poll

Posted on 5/24/2006 by cheesefairy

If you order a Mushroom Cheese Omelette for breakfast in a restaurant, do you expect the mushrooms within the omelette to be: a) cooked b) uncooked ?

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